Avoid like the plague

There's an after-funeral feast tonight, and I made a blueberry cobbler for Gookum's and Friends, but no gookums came...so I'm donating it for the feast. And I am avoiding the feast like the plague because everything will be fried, and I already had like 3 bites of my cobbler and if I'm near a lot of people eating not so healthy for you things, I might crack. The end.